How To Kill a Zombie

What a Zombie may look like (Artist Rendering)

4 Different Ways:

DECAPITATION.

To kill zombies, you need to destroy their brains. The most surefire route is simply lopping off the cranium with a chainsaw, machete, or samurai sword. Mind the follow-through, however-- anything less than 100 percent severance just isn't good enough.

BLUDGEONING.

Any blunt object--from a baseball bat to a brick--wielded with suitable force at the cranium will destroy the brain. But be quick on your feet and keep your eye on the target, slugger--when you're this close to a zombie, miss even once and you might as well just hand your brains to the zombie on a silver platter.

BURNING.

Don't have the convenience of a sniper rifle to take out zombies from afar? The next best thing is a Molotov cocktail--just make sure the zombies are far enough away so they'll be reduced to ashes before they can shamble after you.

EXPLODING.

A solid technique, but one that requires heavy weaponry. In the chaos that will doubtlessly strike an urban center after a zombie infestation, make your way to a military storehouse or a morally dubious pawn shop and acquire a rocket launcher. Then shoot, load, and repeat.



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Please, in the event of a Zombie attack, don't try to be a hero, just remain safe. Chances are you have a high chance of becoming a Zombie if you get bitten by one, soo... DONT GET BITTEN (shoot to kill)



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How To: Kill a Werewolf

Instructions
Difficulty: Challenging

Things You'll Need

• Silver


• Mercury


• Gun


• Blunt instrument


• Stake
  

A typical werewolf will probably look something like this: (Artist Rendering)

Please note that this is werewolf form, they are a little harder to spot in human form

Steps
1 Buy some pure silver. Silver is a magical metal used by sorcerers and alchemists. It is one of two substances that are guaranteed to destroy a werewolf.

2 Make some of the silver into a weapon such as a sword or dagger in case you need to get close to the werewolf. Use the rest to create silver bullets so you can shoot the werewolf from a distance.

3 Obtain some mercury. Most thermometers contain a small amount of mercury. Make the mercury into bullets. Mercury is the other substance that is guaranteed to destroy a werewolf.

4 Hunt for a werewolf when the moon is out. Take the gun, the silver and mercury bullets and a wooden stake with you.

5 Shoot the werewolf with the silver bullets. If these do not work, try the mercury bullets. Put the wooden stake through the werewolf's heart.

6 Remove the werewolf's heart by cutting its chest open with a silver knife. Use a blunt instrument such as a hammer to destroy its brain. This should ensure that the werewolf stays dead.

Tips & Warnings
If you cannot buy silver, melt some silver coins. These may not be pure silver.

Mercury was once known as quicksilver. Since no one is quite sure whether werewolf killing bullets are made of quicksilver or real silver, you should take both with you.

Werewolves usually come out on nights with a full moon, though they may also appear at other times.

A werewolf is covered in fur and is bigger than most men. It has pointy ears, a long snout, huge claws and sharp, pointy teeth.

Werewolves regenerate quickly. This is why you MUST destroy the heart and brain.

Mercury is highly poisonous.
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I can't reiterate how important this is, PLEASE read and follow these instructions, keep an emergency defense kit. Werewolf attacks usually increase during the fall. Knowledge is power.

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How to Kill a Vampire

1. Stake Through the Heart

This is the most traditional method of killing a vampire, along with some others and was popularized by Bram Stoker who bought the vampire, Dracula to life...er...reality. Most vampire movies, including the numerous remakes of Dracula, shows the vampires being staked through the heart.

There are some variations to this, where the vampire is traditionally killed with a wooden stake through the heart, some say you have to stake a vampire with a stake of silver or stake him through the heart in addition to other methods.

Staking a vampire through the heart is supposed to cut off his lifeforce or weaken him and with other methods you could do away completely with the vampire and kill him.

2. Break His Neck/ Behead a Vampire

In the movie, Night Hunter (1996), the traditional ways of killing a vampire are abandoned. They'll just laugh at your garlic and holy water and sunlight doesn't do a thing to them. To kill a vampire you will have to be able to get close enough to him and break his neck/spine.

Beheading a vampire will usually kill a vampire as well.

3. Burn A Vampire With Fire.

Vampires don't like fire. One way to kill a vampire would be to light them on fire and burn them completely to ashes. They must be burned to ashes or else they will heal themselves and you will be their next victim.

Combine this method with another, for example stake him in the heart and then burn his body to ashes and you are sure to get rid of a vampire.

In Anne Rice's The Vampire Chronicles you would have to scatter the ashes of a burned vampire in order for this to work or else the vampire's clan can spill their blood on the ashes to bring him back.

4. Silver Bullet

Silver bullets will kill a vampire as well as any other silver object such as a silver dagger or silver stake. Silver is known for its pure qualities and is used to keep away evil spirits, werewolves and other evil beings for centuries.

In the comic book movie adaptation, Blade, vampires disintegrate when hit with silver bullets from Blade's gun.

5. Kill The Head Vampire

Finding and killing the head vampire will destroy the rest of the vampires in his/her clan.

But killing the head vampire is very hard to do because of two things. It can be difficult to find out who the head vampire is in the clan and the other vampires will do everything they can to protect their master. Also head/master vampires are difficult to kill even with the usual techniques because they have more power and skill than their other counterparts.

In The Lost Boys, the head vampire has to be killed in order to get rid of the rest of the clan.


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