Some of my favorites:
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-Tony
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Showing posts with label Random. Show all posts
Jun 11, 2010
Storm Troopers 365
Stormtroopers 365 is a daily photo Stormtroopers for one year. It started April 3, 2009 and ended April 4, 2010 because I think he missed one of the days
Some of my favorites:
See the rest [HERE]
-Tony
Some of my favorites:
See the rest [HERE]
-Tony
Jun 2, 2010
Jul 23, 2009
Jul 22, 2009
Before it's too Late
Im not sure when the official date for Christmas in July is, but I figured it was appropriate.
Tonyhall89
MERRY CHRISTMAS IN JULY
Tonyhall89
Jul 16, 2009
A Hot Mess
If you want a good laugh, please visit this site.
messdressed.com
The site shows people that are a literal [hot] mess... (dress, hair, actions, etc.)
For Example:
I really think females should stay far away from the lace front wig.
Come on (mostly) black people, we can do better!
Tonyhall89
messdressed.com
The site shows people that are a literal [hot] mess... (dress, hair, actions, etc.)
For Example:
I really think females should stay far away from the lace front wig.
Come on (mostly) black people, we can do better!
Tonyhall89
Jul 10, 2009
Writings on the Stall
Saw this in the bathroom the other day:
Here I sit so lonely hearted
I came to shit but I only farted
Lolz
Tonyhall89
Here I sit so lonely hearted
I came to shit but I only farted
Lolz
Tonyhall89
Zeek
seen him around campus doin his thing
I saw this video for the first time on Facebook yesterday, had me feelin a bunch of different ways. He def has talent though.
don't _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Ezekiel Phillips
Tonyhall89
I saw this video for the first time on Facebook yesterday, had me feelin a bunch of different ways. He def has talent though.
don't _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Ezekiel Phillips
Tonyhall89
Jul 8, 2009
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Jun 9, 2009
A Theory on Hell
HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a
University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The
answer by one student was so "profound" that the
professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet,
which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of
enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or
endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs
using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats
when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is
changing in time.
So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving
into Hell and t he rate at which they are leaving. I
think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets
to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are
leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at
the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a
member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since
there is more than one of these religions and since
people do not belong to more than one religion, we can
project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect
the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in
Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the
temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the
volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls
are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate
at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and
pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks
loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the
increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and
pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa
during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day
in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account
the fact that I slept with her last night, then number
two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is
exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has
frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any
more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only
Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being
which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting
"Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"
Brought to you by the Honorable "Why So Serious"
Tonyhall89
The following is an actual question given on a
University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The
answer by one student was so "profound" that the
professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet,
which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of
enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or
endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs
using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats
when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is
changing in time.
So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving
into Hell and t he rate at which they are leaving. I
think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets
to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are
leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at
the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a
member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since
there is more than one of these religions and since
people do not belong to more than one religion, we can
project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect
the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in
Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the
temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the
volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls
are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate
at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and
pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks
loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the
increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and
pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa
during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day
in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account
the fact that I slept with her last night, then number
two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is
exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has
frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any
more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only
Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being
which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting
"Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"
Brought to you by the Honorable "Why So Serious"
Tonyhall89
Must Love Dogs
It's halloween in June here at Tonyhall89
Up next: Christmas in July
Wheres PETA at?
Tonyhall89
Up next: Christmas in July
Wheres PETA at?
Tonyhall89
Jun 8, 2009
The Twins and By
Shout out to Morehouse '11
I don't know how they do the things that they do, but they do them
Tonyhall89
Source
Jun 7, 2009
Mr. Fantastic
Introducing Mr. Fantastic aka Richard Reed
Possessing a mastery of mechanical, aerospace and electrical engineering, chemistry, all levels of physics, and human and alien biology, Richards is considered to be the most intelligent human being in the Marvel Universe, first among a select group which includes Bruce Banner (the Hulk), Henry Philip "Hank" McCoy (the Beast), Hank Pym (Yellowjacket), Tony Stark (Iron Man), T'Challa (the Black Panther), Victor von Doom (Doctor Doom), and Charles Xavier (Professor X). He is the inventor of the spacecraft which was bombarded by cosmic radiation on its maiden voyage, granting the Fantastic Four their powers. Richards gained the ability to stretch his body into any shape he desires.
He is the leader of the Fantastic Four, although his methodical manner sometimes makes him seem cold and distant to his teammates, particularly best friend the Thing, who somewhat blames Richards for his transformation into a large, rocky creature. Whenever he is confronted with a scientific challenge, his attention can be so focused that he can neglect even his own family which has caused marital problems between him and Sue and has put his family in danger on rare occasions. He is, however, the husband of Susan Storm, father of son Franklin Richards and daughter Valeria Richards, and mentor of his brother-in-law, the Human Torch. According to BusinessWeek, Mr. Fantastic is listed as one of the top ten most intelligent fictional characters in American comics.
If I could be a superhero I'd want to be Mr. Fantastic, he can be as big or as small as he wants or needs to be.
-Tonyhall89
Possessing a mastery of mechanical, aerospace and electrical engineering, chemistry, all levels of physics, and human and alien biology, Richards is considered to be the most intelligent human being in the Marvel Universe, first among a select group which includes Bruce Banner (the Hulk), Henry Philip "Hank" McCoy (the Beast), Hank Pym (Yellowjacket), Tony Stark (Iron Man), T'Challa (the Black Panther), Victor von Doom (Doctor Doom), and Charles Xavier (Professor X). He is the inventor of the spacecraft which was bombarded by cosmic radiation on its maiden voyage, granting the Fantastic Four their powers. Richards gained the ability to stretch his body into any shape he desires.
He is the leader of the Fantastic Four, although his methodical manner sometimes makes him seem cold and distant to his teammates, particularly best friend the Thing, who somewhat blames Richards for his transformation into a large, rocky creature. Whenever he is confronted with a scientific challenge, his attention can be so focused that he can neglect even his own family which has caused marital problems between him and Sue and has put his family in danger on rare occasions. He is, however, the husband of Susan Storm, father of son Franklin Richards and daughter Valeria Richards, and mentor of his brother-in-law, the Human Torch. According to BusinessWeek, Mr. Fantastic is listed as one of the top ten most intelligent fictional characters in American comics.
If I could be a superhero I'd want to be Mr. Fantastic, he can be as big or as small as he wants or needs to be.
-Tonyhall89
Jun 4, 2009
How to Kill a Vampire
1. Stake Through the Heart
This is the most traditional method of killing a vampire, along with some others and was popularized by Bram Stoker who bought the vampire, Dracula to life...er...reality. Most vampire movies, including the numerous remakes of Dracula, shows the vampires being staked through the heart.
There are some variations to this, where the vampire is traditionally killed with a wooden stake through the heart, some say you have to stake a vampire with a stake of silver or stake him through the heart in addition to other methods.
Staking a vampire through the heart is supposed to cut off his lifeforce or weaken him and with other methods you could do away completely with the vampire and kill him.
2. Break His Neck/ Behead a Vampire
In the movie, Night Hunter (1996), the traditional ways of killing a vampire are abandoned. They'll just laugh at your garlic and holy water and sunlight doesn't do a thing to them. To kill a vampire you will have to be able to get close enough to him and break his neck/spine.
Beheading a vampire will usually kill a vampire as well.
3. Burn A Vampire With Fire.
Vampires don't like fire. One way to kill a vampire would be to light them on fire and burn them completely to ashes. They must be burned to ashes or else they will heal themselves and you will be their next victim.
Combine this method with another, for example stake him in the heart and then burn his body to ashes and you are sure to get rid of a vampire.
In Anne Rice's The Vampire Chronicles you would have to scatter the ashes of a burned vampire in order for this to work or else the vampire's clan can spill their blood on the ashes to bring him back.
4. Silver Bullet
Silver bullets will kill a vampire as well as any other silver object such as a silver dagger or silver stake. Silver is known for its pure qualities and is used to keep away evil spirits, werewolves and other evil beings for centuries.
In the comic book movie adaptation, Blade, vampires disintegrate when hit with silver bullets from Blade's gun.
5. Kill The Head Vampire
Finding and killing the head vampire will destroy the rest of the vampires in his/her clan.
But killing the head vampire is very hard to do because of two things. It can be difficult to find out who the head vampire is in the clan and the other vampires will do everything they can to protect their master. Also head/master vampires are difficult to kill even with the usual techniques because they have more power and skill than their other counterparts.
In The Lost Boys, the head vampire has to be killed in order to get rid of the rest of the clan.
You can find more useful tips here: Source
Tonyhall89
Jun 2, 2009
May 20, 2009
Lost Manual?
Have you ever lost the manual to something you've bought? Well, chances are you have lol, and that's where this site comes in. Diplodocs is a website that had probably the largest catalog of user uploaded manuals for every appliance, device, and thing you can think of. If it comes with instructions Diplodocs probably has it.
Tonyhall89
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